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Friday, December 23rd, 2005
11:32 pm	Why I didn't like King Kong Woo Whoo! Big fucking monkey! Yay, he destroys shit! Enough already. Peter Jackson's newest movie, the first time he capitalizes off of lord of the rings for I'm sure ridiculous amounts of money, is the love story (you heard me) of a giant ape and some 1930's hussy. Without further delay I bring you my top 5 reasons for not liking King Kong. 1. Naomi Watts is a whore: Come on! What a whore. If I was Adrien Brody I'd never put up with this shit. First she runs away from this giant ape monster, but then, after it saves her from a few T-rex's, she's all over the hairy bastard like crack addicts on cigarettes. But wait, it gets better. As soon as jackass Adrien Brody shows up, she's all over that guy faster than you can say tramp! And just to add a few more twists, she flops between the two about 14 more times by the end of the movie. Damn slut. 2. Too many Lord of the Rings references: Everybody saw them, it wasn't just you. They were pretty obvious too so you don't have to feel like a geek when you point them out to your friends (though you probably are a geek). First, there was the black guy, an obvious reference to the orcs in Lord of the Rings. He looked EXACTLY the same as them. Then there's Jack Black. What a corny thing to do for a director to cast the same leading actor in two completely different movies. Plus, Jack Black was far cooler in Lord of the Rings as Frodo. Huh? He wasn't in Lord of the Rings? Well he should've been, he belongs in everything. 3. King Kong: Several things wrong with the giant monkey. First off, anybody noticed his jaw throughout the movie? He looked like Adam Sandler in Little Nicky. At one point his jaw looked so lop sided I wondered how he managed to close it. Another thing, gorillas don't act like that at all. Gorillas are perhaps nature's laziest motherfucker out there. Watch the Discovery Channel sometime, all they do is plump their asses in the ground and slowly eat a circle around themselves. Then they just move over and start again. I've never seen a gorilla pick a fit with anything, let alone dinosaurs. I think if you ever actually challenged a gorilla it would just sit back down and say "fuck it" in sign language. 4. Gay scenes: I have no idea how Peter Jackson managed to pull this one off. Somehow he convinced Universal that in the middle of their ass kicking film about a giant monkey breaking shit they needed a few crappy sentimental scenes. The most glaring example of this is the ice skating scene at the end of the movie (incidently more proof that Naomi Watts sleeps around the animal kingdom). What kind of shit is that? First off, ice couldn't hold Kong. Kong weighs a billion tons and ice cracks at like 900 tons of pressure or something, I'm not sure, I kind of never passed any science class. And Kong wouldn't be skating with his bitch either; he'd eat her. Because he does stuff like that. 5. Unrealistic: A woman dressed in a broadway costume in the middle of winter on top of th Empire State building would not only freeze to death immediately, she would be blown off instantly. What was she planning on doing up there anyway? Sleep with Kong? Not likely, his junk wouldn't fit in her trunk. Seriously though, what was she expecting? For the planes to stop shooting? Fuck that, a giant monkey just started some shit in times square and just because some crazy women with a fetish wants the army to not kill it they're gonna listen? Maybe in France, but not in America damnit! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 19th, 2005
2:20 am	If you read this, even if we do not speak often, comment with one memory of me. It can be anything you want, good or bad. Just as long as it happened. Then post this on your livejournal. See what other people remember about you... i like to read lots of comments (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, April 24th, 2005
11:28 pm	this was intended for yesterday here's to the best day ever with the best person ever: alyssa (Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 19th, 2005
7:51 pm	so, get this me, chuck, jim, and john in one room right next door: tripp, steve, tony, and CHRIS ANASTASI HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKING CALLED IT!!!!!!! and across the building, on the same floor: alyssa, katelyn, and jen i get to live on the same floor as alyssa :) and tony and chris live with each other? The two people i avoid and who constantly just barge in on people are living together?!?!?!?! only in fairfield, on in this group of friends (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, April 1st, 2005
3:30 pm	For your viewing pleasure, THE BOOK OF ALEX ch. 1-10 Book of Alex Chapter One: I kick ass at life, so fuck off. Chapter Two: Hippies suck at everything, are a waist to the nation and world, and should be ground into burgers and fed to other hippies as tofu. Chapter Three: The New York Rangers rule! If you're a Flyers, Devils, or especially Islanders fan, BURN IN HELL!!! Chapter Four: If you disagree with me you’re probably an idiot and should kill yourself for safety reasons. Chapter Five: Democrats are just as bad as hippies except no one, not even Democrats and hippies, want to eat Democrats. They should just be shot outright and left to die in the streets like the scum they are. Chapter Six: When in doubt say fuck it. Chapter Seven: Burgers are better than hotdogs, with the exception of chili dogs. Chapter Eight: Michael Moore should be deported to Hell for being a communist and an idiot. People like him don’t deserve life. They should be de-fleshed and bathed in a vat of salt. Chapter Nine: I'm always right. Chapter Ten: A woman’s place is in the bedroom and the kitchen. There’s a reason men have been dominate for so long, we’re better. That’s why the WNBA sucks, women sports are viewed as a joke or just side entertainment, women are paid less, and that’s the reason for all the other things feminists bitch about. more to come (Comment on this)
2:24 pm	Take the first 25 random mp3s on your player and add "in my pants" at the end of the titles. 1. Jimi Hendrix-The Wind Cries Mary in my pants 2. The Beatles-Oh! Darling in my pants 3. Kansas-Play the Game Tonight in my pants 4. Spinal Tap-Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You in my pants 5. The Beatles-Something in my pants 6. Jimmy Buffet-Cheeseburger in Paradise in my pants 7. The Who-Laughing in my pants 8. Queen-Seven Seas of Rhye 9. Velvet Revolver-Headspace in my pants 10. Queen-I Want to Break Free in my pants 11. Iron Maiden-Run to the Hills in my pants 12. Led Zeppelin-That's the Way in my pants 13. The Spinners-Rubberband Man in my pants 14. ELO-Showdown in my pants 15. The Darkness-I Believe in a Thing Called Love in my pants 16. Garfield and Friends in my pants 17. Pink Floyd-Money in my pants 18. Led Zeppelin-Dancing Days in my pants 19. Led Zeppelin-The Battle of Evermore in my pants 20. Alien Ant Farm-Glow in my pants 21. Pink Floyd-Have a Cigar in my pants 22. Tenacious D-Fuck Her Gently in my pants 23. Bruce Springsteen-This Hard Land in my pants 24. Red Hot Chili Peppers-Scar Tissue in my pants 25. Guns N' Roses-Out Ta Get Me in my pants this works better with fortune cookies and adding the phrase "in bed" to the end of the fortune. For example: "Your good deeds will not go unpunished"...in bed (Comment on this)
Thursday, March 17th, 2005
12:11 pm	HAPPY GREEN DRUNK DAY TO EVERYBODY! On this glorious drinking day even mexicans and blacks are a little bit Irish. And the real Irish, well they're commotous from noon until three days later. Check for pictures later, they'll be funny. I promise. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 1st, 2005
10:11 am	Alex and the Geese, a children's story by Alejandro Hernandez Once upon a time at Fairfield University there lived a young boy named Alex. Alex was a studious boy. In fact, he loved to learn so much that he never missed a class. “Learning is fun,” he would tell his friends. “I love learning!” he would say with a smile as big as a house. One day, Alex got up and dressed for class just like any other day. “Goodbye Jim!” he told his roommate as he left the room. “Have a good day!” Jim shouted back from his chair. What a beautiful day, Alex thought to himself. A day can be no more beautiful than this day! In fact, it was a beautiful day. The sun was out, the weather was fine, all the animals of Fairfield U were out and going about there day. “Good morning Mr. Squirrel,” Alex said to a cute little squirrel munching on some nuts at the side of the walk way. “And good morning to you too Mr. Bird,” Alex said to a bird looking down from nearby tree. “Isn’t it a beautiful day today?” Alex exclaimed with a smile as bright as can be. On his merry way to class Alex came upon a flock of geese in front of the library. “Well hello Misters and Misses geese,” Alex said as he approached the geese. Alex loved all animals and they nearly all loved him. Nearly, that is, except for the geese. As the kind Alex bent down to say hello to the geese the nearest goose jumped up screaming at the top of its little goose lungs and flapping its little goose wings as fast as possible. “Oh no!” Alex said. “I’m sorry to disturb you,” he tried to say, but the geese gathered all around him and began to squawk at the top of their lungs. Before Alex knew what was happening the geese began to jump up and down, attacking him from every angle. They bit him and they scratched him and they beat him with their wings until finally the young boy Alex was able to throw his backpack at them in desperation and ran away crying. Finally, Alex made it back to his room and told him roommate Jim what had happened. Just as he finished telling Jim what the evil geese had done to him, Alex’s suite mates Chuck and Mark came in. “What h’ed to you friend Alex?” Mark asked. “Alright, so get this. I was just fucking walking to class this morning when these motherfucking geese come out of nowhere and fucking start fucking attacking me!” Alex explained. “Tax evasion!” Chuck said. “That’s right Chuck,” Jim said. “We have to g these g’s b!” Mark said. “Fuck yeah!” Alex said. “Let’s go cut the fuckers up, eye for an eye shit!” Chuck said. “Fuck yeah!” Mark, Jim, and Alex all said together. And so Alex, Jim, Mark, and Chuck all took out their machetes and swords and knifes and walked outside to meet the geese in front of the library. “That’s the fuckers!” Alex told his friends. “AHHHHHHH!” They all shouted as they raced towards the geese with weapons flailing about. “Motherfuckers!” Chuck said as he reached the first goose and cut his head off. “Die fuckers die!” Jim said as he repeatedly pounded his machete into a goose. “Bump that!” Mark shouted as he ran his knife through two geese at once. “Payback motherfuckers!” Alex said as he swung his machete about and lopped the heads off geese all around him. And so the day went on, with Alex and his friends hacking away at the geese. Blood and guts galore were spilled that day and after it was all done Alex and his friends bathed in the blood and disembodied organs of their fowl foul enemies. “That’ll show these motherfuckers to attack us!” Alex said to his friends. And they all lived happily ever after. The End Illustrations to come Copy and past this link (drawing by Mark) http://www12.brinkster.com/mentostheone/alexgeese.bmp (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, February 27th, 2005
2:16 pm	You are What Rejected Crayon Are You? (Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 23rd, 2005
12:06 pm	apparently i'm on insane ruler from 15th century france, who knew? Which Historical Lunatic Are You? From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey. You are Charles VI of France, also known as Charles the Mad or Charles the Well-Beloved! A fine, amiable and dreamy young man, skilled in horsemanship and archery, you were also from a long line of dribbling madmen. King at 12 and quickly married to your sweetheart, Bavarian Princess Isabeau, you enjoyed many happy months together before either of you could speak anything of the other's language. However, after illness you became a tad unstable. When a raving lunatic ran up to your entourage spouting an incoherent prophecy of doom, you were unsettled enough to slaughter four of your best men when a page dropped a lance. Your hair and nails fell out. At a royal masquerade, you and your courtiers dressed as wild men, ending in tragedy when four of them accidentally caught fire and burned to death. You were saved by the timely intervention of the Duchess of Berry's underskirts. This brought on another bout of sickness, which surgeons countered by drilling holes in your skull. The following months saw you suffer an exorcism, beg your friends to kill you, go into hyperactive fits of gaiety, run through your rooms to the point of exhaustion, hide from imaginary assassins, claim your name was Georges, deny that you were King and fail to recognise your family. You smashed furniture and wet yourself at regular intervals. Passing briefly into erratic genius, you believed yourself to be made of glass and demanded iron rods in your attire to prevent you breaking. In 1405 you stopped bathing, shaving or changing your clothes. This went on until several men were hired to blacken their faces, hide, jump out and shout "boo!", upon which you resumed basic hygiene. Despite this, your wife continued sleeping with you until 1407, when she hired a young beauty, Odette de Champdivers, to take her place. Isabeau then consoled herself, as it were, with your brother. Her lovers followed thick and fast while you became a pawn of your court, until you had her latest beau strangled and drowned. A severe fever was fended off with oranges and pomegranates in vast quantities, but you succumbed again in 1422 and died. Your disease was most likely hereditary. Unfortunately, you had anywhere up to eleven children, who variously went on to develop capriciousness, great cruelty, insecurity, paranoia, revulsion towards food and, in one case, a phobia of bridges. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 22nd, 2005
12:12 pm	This one's cool 1). YOUR PORN STAR NAME - (NAME OF FIRST PET + STREET YOU LIVE ON): Candy Post 2). YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME - (GRAND MOTHER'S/FATHER'S NAME + YOUR FAVORITE SNACK FOOD): Guillermo Cheez-it 3). YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME - (FIRST WORD YOU SEE ON YOUR LEFT + FAVORITE RESTAURANT): Bottle Outback (thats the worst name for a fashion designer) 4). YOUR FOREIGN NAME - (FAVORITE SPICE GIRL + LAST FOREIGN VACATION SPOT): The-Hot-One Colombia 5). YOUR SOCIALITE NAME - (SILLIEST CHILDHOOD NICKNAME + FIRST TOWN WHERE YOU PARTIED): Chubbs Fairfield 6). YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME - (FIRST INITIAL + FIRST THREE LETTERS OF YOUR LAST NAME) : A Her 7). YOUR DETECTIVE NAME - (FAVORITE ANIMAL + NAME OF HIGH SCHOOL): Tiger Darien 8). YOUR BARFLY NAME - (LAST SNACK FOOD YOU ATE + YOUR FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK): Lays Vodka 9). YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME - (MIDDLE NAME + STREET WHERE YOU FIRST LIVED): Alejandro Colombia (no middle name and I can't remember the first street I lived at) 10). YOUR ROCK STAR NAME - (FAVORITE CANDY + FAVORITE MUSICIAN'S LAST NAME): Skittles Rose (oh fuck yeah, that's good) 11). YOUR "POPULAR" NAME - (FAVORITE CELEBRITY'S FIRST NAME + BEST FRIEND'S STREET NAME): Mark Camp 12). YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME - (NAME OF [OPPOSITE SEX] FRIEND + CELL PHONE COMPANY YOU USE): Alyssa Sprint from this i have discovered that the next time I have to make a screen name for something it'll be Skittles Rose because that sounds bad ass (Comment on this)
Friday, February 11th, 2005
1:38 pm	OH BOY OH BOY! A SUUURVEY! WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING AT THE MOMENT? Something about Ireland. I learned that the Irish aren't just drunk hooligans, they actually tried the whole civilization thing for a while WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Rangers...and fuck off WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE BOARD GAME? RISK! FAVOURITE MAGAZINE Sports Illustrated. Nah, I'm just joshing you, it's porn. FAVOURITE SOUND? Sloosh! WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Pooping right after taking a shower...*shudder* FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING? Did I wet the bed again? HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? 2, 3 if I don't like you. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? Vladislavinovinski Hernandez WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? Happiness...and hockey. Yeah, no its video games...or porn. DAMN YOUR QUESTIONS! FAVOURITE FOOD? Lasagna (pronounced la-sag-na) DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? Your mamma! DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? No, I sleep with a male blow up doll named Peter Pecker (ask me about it later) STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? Cool WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? 1991 beat up mercedes that I share with my brothers FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK I'm at a crossroads DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Don't eat broccoli (medical condition) IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? Hockey players IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR WHAT WOULD IT BE? Brown! No wait, silver, yeah bitch. GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? What glass? What are you talking about? -or- There is no glass *wheee wheee wheeeeeeee* FAVOURITE MOVIE? Miracle DO YOU TYPE WITH CORRECT FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Lesbians? WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Me, let me explain. My bed is loafted (loffted?) over my desk WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH? Is porn a sport? HORROR OR COMEDY? I'm beautiful IS THERE ANYONE YOU HAVEN'T FORGIVEN? Yes WHAT TYPE OF MILK DO YOU DRINK? Chocolate and 2% DID YOU MAKE YOUR BED THIS MORNING? HA HA! TRICK QUESTION! HOW MANY TVs IN YOUR HOUSEHOLD? 2 or 3 if I'm home WHO PUTS THE BIN OUT? I put the jis bin out, my roomate puts the shit bin out, and my suitemate puts the garbage bin out (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
10:43 pm	yeah, so I went to friendly's and I kept the straws they give you that change color when its cold becuase the drinks you get are cold and also it is bender like a slinky and stuff so I took it home and so I put in the freezer and when I took it out I tried to bend it at the sloink part of it and it broke. I'm sad (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 8th, 2005
12:08 am	"Some 30 wheelchair-bound disability-rights advocates managed to barricade all the entrances to Princeton's Administration building; 14 of them were subsequently arrested." That's from http://www.boundless.org/2000/features/a0000185.html. Now, how hard can it be to move 30 wheelchair-bound protestors out of the fucking way. Just pull on Autobots and roll them out. Or, if they get all frisky and lock their wheels up, tip them over, where's the harm in that. Also, this is guy is twisted though, I just found the thing about the wheelchaired protestors funny. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, February 7th, 2005
9:45 pm	the evolution of kostka airsoft wars The now famous Kostka Airsoft Wars of 04-05 began in the fall of 2004 with the purchase of the very first airsoft weapons in between the men of Kostka 303 and 304. The weapons: 9mm barretas with a ten shot clip. These were painful, yes, and stung upon impact but nothing to disuade the men from fighting on. Poor Alex, who wasn't present at the purchase, ended up with only one airsoft gun while his roomates each were armed with 2 a piece. In late January of 05, the stakes were raised. Chuck and Alex both bought Tech 9 fully automatic handguns (not actually fully automatic), Mark bought an uzi and the robocop handgun, and Chuck topped it off with the greatest purchase to date, an MP5 with flashlight and a target lazer. All these hurt...a lot. The newest purchase promises to be deadly: Chuck and Alex bought matching 200 round shot guns accompanied with an 8 shot pistol. More to come. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
1:50 am	FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! YOU'RE COOL! FUCK YOU! This is how I feel about my FUCKING classes. FUCK HISTORY! FUCK HONORS! FUCK OM! ASTRONOMY'S COOL! FUCK MARKETING! I got a fucking survey for you. WHO SUCKS THE COCK?: Yeah, your fucking teacher, and you know why? Because his fucking life revolves around ramming so much useless shit down your throat that you just want to shit out an encyclopedia of fucking retarded facts. It's so fucking useless that only one person on the fucking planet cares about it, and that's your fucking teacher and no one else. You just take these fucking classes because you fucking have to to get to the one fucking class you give a fucking flying shit about but by the time you fucking get there, you're either to full of useless shit to care anymore or you have so much fucking work for the other bullshit classes that you can't fucking enjoy annnnnnnnnnnnything. Go fucking fuck yourselves in a fucking hole in the bottom of Lake fucking Ness so you can shit out some fucking log and some dumbshit tourist from the south fucking bronx can fucking claim he fucking saw that whore of a monster in fucking MODERN SCOTLAND! oh, and go Patriots. Fuck you Philadelphia. Fuck you to fucking hell. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, January 27th, 2005
3:15 pm	Foreign films for me means foreign boobies! You scored as Sci-Fi/Fantasy. You scored Sci-Fi/Fantasy. Depending on the movie this might not deserve a "Congratulations", but you're interested in the future and imaginary worlds far from your own. You probably wish you could be somebody else, or live in one of the worlds from your favourite movies. Check out: Lord of the Rings, Spiderman, Star Wars, The Matrix. </td> Sci-Fi/Fantasy 90% Mindfuck 75% Mindless Action Flick 65% Sadistic Humour 65% Drama/Suspense 25% Artistic 5% Romantic Comedy 0% Movie Recommendation. created with QuizFarm.com (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, January 14th, 2005
4:56 pm	Juice! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, January 13th, 2005
5:13 pm	GEE, I LOVE SURVEYS!!!!! FUCK movie you watched =Ali G Indahouse movie you bought =Anchorman cd you bought =Weird Al, back in '96. I usually steal cd you listened to =I usually steal from the internet person you've called =Alyssa person that's called you =Alyssa tv show you've watched =Yes, Dear (don't make fun of me) [DO...] you have a crush on someone= That depends on when a crush becomes a stalk you wish you could live somewhere else = Pluto! you think about suicide =No others find you attractive =Well I DO have to beat the ladies back with a stick...I mean...no you want more tattoos = No you like cleaning = Hell no you like roller coasters = Yes you write in cursive or print = Print [FOR OR AGAINST...] long distance relationships = Don't care using someone = For sex? Why not suicide = Against killing people = Are you fucking kidding, who would ever be in favor of...oh, I guess you could kill in self defense and stuff. I guess yes smoking = No driving drunk= This one's stupid gay/lesbian relationships = Lesbians :) [HAVE YOU...] ever cried over a girl = Men don't cry ever cried over a boy = Yes...no, men don't cry ever lied to someone = No...ha ha, i got you. i just lied right then ever been in a fist fight = yes [WHAT...] shampoo do you use = shampoo? shoes do you wear = Nike or land's end are you scared of = heights, being in situations I can't control, clowns, nipples [NUMBER...] of times I have had my heart broken? = never of hearts I have broken? = none of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? = lets see: murder, theft, arsenry, beating, streaking, urinating, having sex with wild life, peeing on a cop,...um, once. of things in my past that I regret? = 1, not jumping on that whole "microsoft" bandwagon [DO YOU THINK YOU ARE...] pretty = I feel pretty funny = yes (honk, honk) hot = Hell yes...no friendly = yes amusing = yes ugly = Hell no...really, no. I'm hot loveable = Like ebola caring = yes sweet = Well, sometimes I sweat soda, so yes dorky = Fuck you [FAVORITE...] 5 letter word= FUCK..ER...FUCKE Actor/actress= That dude in the movie with the...no really, I can't think of his name. SHIT! Chewing gum= Bazooka Joe FOREVER Color(s)= Deer Day of week= Saturday Least fave day= Tuesday, because what the hell is Tuesday Flower= Are boobs a flower? Jello flavor= Horse, just kidding, they're all horse Summer/Winter= Winter || Person who last.. || Slept in your bed: Cousin. Shut up, we're having family over. Bunch of fucking sickos Saw you cry: Don't cry...and people don't see me cry Made you cry: That bastard Dylon down the street made me eat dirt yesterday. I'll show his third grade punk ass Yelled at you: the mailman Sent you an email: my dad || Have you ever.. || Said "I love you" and meant it?: yes Gone out in public in your pajamas: no Kept a secret from everyone: yes Cried during a movie: no Planned your week based on the TV: when do I not? Been on stage: yes Been to New York: yes Been to California: yes Hawaii: yes China: no, don't want to either Canada: yes Europe: yes Asia: no, don't want to either South: South what? South Dakota? Who the fuck wants to go there? Australia: yes Wished you were another gender: Yes...I mean NO...man, I'm never going to hear the end of this one || This or That? || Apples or bananas?: bananas Blue or red?: blue Walmart or target?: fuck walmart, by default target Spring or Fall?: Fall What are you gonna do after you finish this?: Look for another one to do because I suck What was the last meal you ate?: post-lunch snack Are you bored?: eh Last noise you heard?: Paper shredder...no, wait...I just farted Last smell you sniffed?: Ewwwwww || Friendship/Love || Do you believe in love at first sight?: Is that the new STD going around? Do you want children one day & if so, how many: I want a whole friggin hockey team Most important thing to you in a friendship is: Morality || Other Info || Criminal record?: What have you heard? Do you speak any other languages?: Yes Last book you read: For fun, Bernard Cornwell's Heretic. Last book I read was some stupid shit about black women being oppressed or something Name some of your favorite things in your bedroom: Masterba...sleep || You || Nickname(s): Apparently Al but usually just Mexican or coke dealer Initials: AHB...sometimes I wish someone would nickname me AHaB How old do you look?: I wish twenty-one How old do you act?: 8, if you're lucky Glasses/Contacts: No, perfect rur dohjy Braces: Do you have any pets?: My doggy Blacky! You get embarrassed: Not easily What makes you happy?: Being free to do whatever I want What upsets you?: Ghnorria || Finish the sentence: || I Love to...DANCE! I Miss...Hockey I Wish...for super powers I Hope...Amelia Earnheart? where the hell did that come out of? I'm Annoyed by...Racists I Want to be...rich I Would Never...knowingly, KNOWINGLY, step on a baby. I'd Rather be...Rich? I Am Tired of...people with bad morals I Will Always be...an egomaniac (3 Comments |Comment on this)
5:12 pm	fuck this, i thought i would at least be kip Liger (Please rate my quiz) Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you? brought to you by Quizilla (3 Comments |Comment on this)